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More Chuck Norris facts

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.