Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.