Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.