Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.