Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.