Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.