Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.