Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.