Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.