Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.