Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.