Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.