Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.