Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.