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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
#210
Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
#650
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
#648
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
#494
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
#314
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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