Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.