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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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