Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.