Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.