With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.