With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.