With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.