With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"