With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.