With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.