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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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