With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions. 294 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (615 votes)
Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.