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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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