With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions. 294 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (615 votes)
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.