With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.