With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.