With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.