With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.