With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.