With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.