With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.