With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.