With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.