With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.