With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.