With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions. 294 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (615 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.