Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises. 322 275 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (597 votes)
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.