Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.