Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.