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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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