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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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