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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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