Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.