Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.