Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.