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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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