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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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