Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.