Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.