Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face. 354 298 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (652 votes)
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"