Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.