Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.