Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.