Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.