Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.