Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.