Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.