Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.