Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face. 353 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (652 votes)
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.