Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.