Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.