Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.