Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.