Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.