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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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