Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.