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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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