Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.