Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.