Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.