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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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