Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. 338 368 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (706 votes)
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.