Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.