Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.