Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.