Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. 338 368 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (706 votes)
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.