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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.