Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. 338 368 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (706 votes)
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.