Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.