Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.