Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines. 314 288 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (602 votes)
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.