Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.