Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.