Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.