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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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