Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines. 314 288 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (602 votes)
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.