Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.