Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.