Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.