Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.