Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.