Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.