Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”