Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.