Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.