Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.