Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.