Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.