Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close. 310 360 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (670 votes)
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.