Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.