Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.