Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.