Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close. 310 360 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (670 votes)
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.