Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close. 311 361 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (672 votes)
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.