Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.