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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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