Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.