Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.