Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.