Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.