Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 354 313 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (667 votes)
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.