Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.