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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.