Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.