Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.