Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.