Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light