Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.