Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.