Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.