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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.