Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.