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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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