Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.