Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 354 316 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (670 votes)
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.