Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.