Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.