Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.