Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.