Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.