Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.