Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.