Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.