Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.