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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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