Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.