Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.