Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.