Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.