Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.