Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"