Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.