Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.