Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.