Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.