Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.