Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?