Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.