Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.