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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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