Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.