Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.