Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.