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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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