Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.