Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.