Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.