Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.