Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.