Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.