How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.