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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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