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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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