How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.