How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.