How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.