How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.