How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.