How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.