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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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