How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.