How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.