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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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