How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.