Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.