Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.