Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.