Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.