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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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