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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.