Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.