Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.