Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.