Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes. 286 291 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (577 votes)
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.