Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.