Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.