Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes. 286 291 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (577 votes)
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.