Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.