Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.