Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.