Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"