Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.