When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.