When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.