When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.