When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.