When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.