When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary. 362 285 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (647 votes)
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.