When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.