When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.