When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.