When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.