When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.