When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.