When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.