The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.