The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.