The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.