The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!