The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.