The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.