The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.