The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.