The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.