The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.