The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.