The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.