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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.