The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.