The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.