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Roundhouse your way through
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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