The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"