In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.