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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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