In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.