In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.