In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.