In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.