In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.