In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.