In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.