In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.