In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.