Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.