In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.