In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

279 280

More Chuck Norris facts

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.