Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.