In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job. 282 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (563 votes)
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.