Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.