Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.