Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.