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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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