Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".