Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.