Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."