Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.