Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo. 322 318 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (640 votes)
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.