Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.