Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.