Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.