Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.