Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.