Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo. 321 319 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (640 votes)
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.