Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.