Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.