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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.