Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo. 321 319 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (640 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.