Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.