Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.