Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.