Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.