Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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