Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.