Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.