Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.