Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.