The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death. 304 324 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (628 votes)
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.