The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.