The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.