The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.