The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.