The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.