The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"