The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.