The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.