The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

302 324

More Chuck Norris facts

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.