The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death. 304 324 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (628 votes)
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.