The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.