The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.