The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.