The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.