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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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