Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.