Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.