Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.