Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.