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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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