Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.