Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.