Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.