Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.