Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.