Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

54% approval (690 votes)

Related Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.