Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.