Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.