Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.