Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.