Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.