Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.