Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.