Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.