Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".