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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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