Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on. 373 317 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (690 votes)
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.