Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.