Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.