Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.