Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.