Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.