Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.