Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.