Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.