Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.