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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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