Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.