Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.