Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.