Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.