Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.