Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.