Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.