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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.