Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.