Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.