Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.