Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"