Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.