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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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