Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.