Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.