Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.