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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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