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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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