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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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