Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.