Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.