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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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