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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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