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#153
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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