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#117
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
#302
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
#555
Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
#627
Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
#185
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
#531
Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
#509
Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
#514
Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
#370
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
#173
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
#240
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
#81
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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