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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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