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#507
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
#480
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
#437
Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
#559
With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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