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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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