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#417
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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