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#90
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
#14
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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