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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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