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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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