Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).