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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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