Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.