Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.