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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.