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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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