Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.