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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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