Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.