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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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