Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.