Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.