Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.