Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.