Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.