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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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