Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.