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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.