Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.