Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.