Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.