Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.