Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.