When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.