When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.