When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.