When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.