When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.