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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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