When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.