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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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