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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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