When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.