When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

309 302

More Chuck Norris facts

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.