When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.