When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.