When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.