When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.