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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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