When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.