When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.