When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.