When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.