Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.