Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.