Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.