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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always. Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher. Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways. See Top 100

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