Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.