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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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#306
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
#341
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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