Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.