Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.