Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.