Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.