Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.