Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".