Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.