Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.