Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.