Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.