Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.