Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.