Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.