Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"