Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.