Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.