Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.