Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.