Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.