Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.