Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.