Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.