Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.