Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.