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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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