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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"