Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.