Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.