Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.