Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.