Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.