Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.