Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".