Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.