Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.