Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.