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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().