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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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