Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.