Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!