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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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