Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.