Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking. 332 256 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (588 votes)
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.