Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.