Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking. 332 256 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (588 votes)
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.