Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.