Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.