Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.