Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.