Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.