Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking. 332 256 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (588 votes)
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.