Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking. 333 257 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (590 votes)
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.