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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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