Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking. 332 256 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (588 votes)
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.