If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.