If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.