If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.