If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.