If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.