If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.