If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

314 345

More Chuck Norris facts

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.