If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.