If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.