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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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