If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.