If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.