If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.