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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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