When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.