When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.