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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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