Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.