Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 373 294 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (667 votes)
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?