Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.