Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.