Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.