Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.