Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 373 294 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (667 votes)
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.