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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is. Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo. See Top 100

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