Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.