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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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