Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.