Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.