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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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