Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.