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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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