Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.