Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

364 288

More Chuck Norris facts

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.