Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.