Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.