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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.