Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.