Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.