Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.