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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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