Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.