Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.