Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.