Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.