Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.