Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.