Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.