Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.