Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.