Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.