Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.