Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.