Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.