Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.