Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.