Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.