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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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