Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.