Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.