Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.