Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick. 308 291 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (599 votes)
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.