Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.