The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter. 312 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (611 votes)
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.