The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter. 309 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (608 votes)
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.