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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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