If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.