If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.