If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.