If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.