If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”