If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.