If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.