If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.