If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.