If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.