If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.