If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.