If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

289 346

More Chuck Norris facts

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."