If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.