If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.