If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.