Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.