Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. 292 351 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (643 votes)
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".