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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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