Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.