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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.