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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.