Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.