Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. 292 351 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (643 votes)
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.