Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.