Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.