Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.