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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.