Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.