Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.