Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.