Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. 292 351 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (643 votes)
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.