Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.