Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.