Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.