Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.