Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).