Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.