Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.