Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"