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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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