Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.