Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.