Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.