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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them. Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood. Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow. Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice. When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. See Top 100

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