Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.