Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.