Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. 277 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (558 votes)
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.