Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.