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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.