Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.