'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.