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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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