'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.