'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.