'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.