'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.