'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.