'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.