'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.