'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.