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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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