'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.