'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.