'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.