Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.