Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.