Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.