Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill. 269 282 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (551 votes)
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.