Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.