Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."