Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill. 269 282 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (551 votes)
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.