Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.