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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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