Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.