Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.