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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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