Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.