Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill. 269 282 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (551 votes)
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.