Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.