Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.