Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.