Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill. 269 282 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (551 votes)
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.