Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.