Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.