Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

264 277

More Chuck Norris facts

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.