The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"