The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.