The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.