The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.