The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.