The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.