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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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