The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.