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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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