The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.