The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.