The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.