The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.