The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"