The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.