The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.