Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.