Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.