Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.