Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.