Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.