Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.