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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.