Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.