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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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