Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.