Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.