Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.