Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.