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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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