Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.