Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.