No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it. 330 315 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (645 votes)
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.