No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.