No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.