No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.