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Roundhouse your way through
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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