No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.