No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.