No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.