No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.