No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.