No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.