No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it. 330 315 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (645 votes)
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.