No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.