No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.