No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.