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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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