No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

330 315

More Chuck Norris facts

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.