No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it. 330 315 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (645 votes)
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.