No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().