No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.