No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.