Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.