Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground