Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).