Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.