Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).