Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.