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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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