Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.