Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.