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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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