Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.