Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.