Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.