Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.