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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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