Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.