Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.