Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.