Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.