Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.