Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.