Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.