Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.