Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.