Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.