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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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