Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.