Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.