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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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