Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken. 306 259 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (565 votes)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.