Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.