Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.