Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.