Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
684
unique Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
298
322
More Chuck Norris facts
#362
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
#424
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
#744
Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
#212
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
#505
It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
#316
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
#332
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
#226
Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
#102
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
#444
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
#65
Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
#669
Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted