Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. 301 322 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (623 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.