Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.