Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.