Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.