Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.