Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. 301 322 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (623 votes)
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.