Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.