Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.