Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".