Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.