Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.