Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.