Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. 301 322 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (623 votes)
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.