Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.