Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.