Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. 301 322 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (623 votes)
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".