Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.