Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.