Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.