Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.