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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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