Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.