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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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