Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.