Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.