Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.