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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.