Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.