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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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