All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.