All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.