All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face. 262 364 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 42% approval (626 votes)
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.