All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.