All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.