All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.