All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.