All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.