All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face. 262 364 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 42% approval (626 votes)
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.