All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.