All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.