All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.