All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face. 262 364 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 42% approval (626 votes)
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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