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Roundhouse your way through
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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