All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.