All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.