There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first. 350 304 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (654 votes)
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.