There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.