There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.