There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.