There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.