There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.