There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first. 350 304 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (654 votes)
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.