There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.