There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.