There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.