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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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