There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.