There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.