There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.